Humorous Wedding Roast by a Fellow Gambler :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Speech by a Fellow GamblerLadies and gentlemen, my name is Josh and following the time-worn tradition, I will now do my best to give Roy the or so uncomfortable five legal proceeding of his life. For the record, the most uncomfortable five minutes of Joyces life will be later on this evening, courtesy of Roy. Roy and I became acquainted many years ago, when we had three encounters in one week. I first saw him when he was placing a bet at the supply Racing track. Then he appeared again at my local pub. And then, unbelievably, he appeared yet again - this time at poker night. It was at this signification that I realized someone very special had entered my life. Yes, I had a fink Or as his clothes pointed a gay stalker This aside, we soon became friends and being a betting man myself I was promptly impressed by his outstanding knowledge of horse racing. He cigaret name any trainer, jockey or horse which finished quaternate or worse in any race in the destinat ion five years. But apparently, in the run up to the wedding, Roys category at the races has vastly improved and hes been doing better than hes ever done before. Thats right, Joyce hasnt been letting him go. On the subject of betting I have a bit of an outcome to raise. It came to my attention earlier that Roy is running a book on the length of the best mans speech. I am sure you will all(prenominal) be glad to know that I got wind of this and, not being cognize to Roy at the time, I put a tenner on myself to at long last an hour at the bargain odds of 500-1. So I suggest you top up your glasses and make yourselves comfortable - but do let me know if Roy tries to slip out. Attending university was definitely the best ending Roy ever made. Because he didnt just meet me, he similarly met Joyce who looks absolutely stunning today. October 1993, Roy Solomon, a county swimmer and keen football player, meets Joyce Reeves. And octad years later, Roy hasnt so much as looked at a s wimming pool and doesnt play football anymore. But all is not lost, I understand he still has a secure breaststroke, doesnt have any problems with his ball control and can for certain use his head, even if he is a bit clumsy well-nigh the box.